A douche, a nerd and a geek talk about stuff

Once again it is time for our annual festive extravaganza. Live(ish) from the Legal Aliens secret winter bunker in an undisclosed location in the frozen wastelands of Minnesota.

This episode is full of festive cheer and joy (and a little bah humbug too!).

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Santa Claus and  Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens special Christmas Theme Tune was written and performed by kyphilosopher from fiverr.com.

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_60.mp3
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Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_61.mp3
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Oops, we called this one episode 59 on the show, but it is in fact our 60th episode!

In this episode:

  • The End of Movember
  • Thanksgiving, Unusual Dishes
  • Our Black Friday purchases
  • Marijuana legalization
  • Doxing

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_60.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00am CST

In this episode:

  • The latest Movember Update
  • Bearded Ladies
  • Did the Mayans Practise Human Sacrifice
  • Or Was it the Inca's
  • Obscure 80's Cartoons
  • Ben's Geek Conference
  • Movie Censorship
  • Breaking News from Menahga

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_59.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:45pm CST

In this episode:

  • Inevitable election talk (Recorded before election!)
  • Richard does another charitable challenge (But he doesn't like to talk about it!)
  • Halloween
  • Has someone won a coffee mug?

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_aliens_ep_58.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:16am CST

In this episode:

  • A strangely lengthy discussion about fast food
  • Richard's Bank Security Tips
  • Memories of London
  • Another chance to win one of our collectable coffee mugs in Ben's Big Prize Bonanza

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_ep_57.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:12am CST

This episode was recorded on the night of the first presidential debate, so we start off with a discussion about that. Somehow, this inexplicably turns into a discussion about porn. We also have an indepth discussion on claw games. The content of this show was so fantastic that our super duper recording computer decides to give up the will to live and requires CPR half way through the show.

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_56.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:23pm CST

In this very special episode for talk like a pirate day:

  • Arrrr Pirates
  • How many cats is too many?
  • Middleton's blurry boobs
  • Richard on Twitter
  • How many caffinated beverages would be fatal?

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_55.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:47pm CST

In this Episode:

  • A discussion about James Bond
  • We talk about the Minnesota State Fair
  • Our memories of School Physical Education
  • Another chance to win one of our saught after Coffee Mugs
  • Find out the meaning of the word Quincunx

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_54.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:34pm CST

In this episode:

* The olympics closing ceremony

* Possibly the most distasteful sitcom ever written

* UK vs US Soaps

* Some thoughts on the new TV season


The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

* Some new prizes in Ben's Big Prize Bonanza

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_53.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:10pm CST

This episode is our Olympic special, we talk about all things Olympics (and somehow manage to segue into talking about softcore porn!). 

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley .

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_52.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:58pm CST