A douche, a nerd and a geek talk about stuff

In his episode, Richard talks about his holiday in London and on the Island which must not be named. The smallest hotel room in London, and whether it is ok to talk about the holocaust in a restaurant when the table next to you is full of Germans.

Also why not check out the new Legal Aliens Podcast Merchandise Store for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions. 

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

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Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_78.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:42am CST

In this episode amongst the talk of Robotic Toilets and Life Philosophies, we also come up with a complete storyline for a movie based on Krista's aristocratic lifestyle.

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

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Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_77.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:43pm CST

In this episode we discuss the arrival of ios 7, a study that discovered that good fathers have smaller testicles, and scary clowns.

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

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We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_76.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:18pm CST

There's more gremlins in the East Wing's podcast machines. This time it caused us to lose half of the episode. Anything after 26 minutes is lost for eternity.

We will be recording the next podcast soon, and hope we can bring it in it's entirety.

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_75.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:57pm CST

In this episode, we discuss the death of the English language, Krista's zombie jaw and the new Doctor Who.

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_74.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:11pm CST

In this episode we discuss the inevitable subject of the royal baby, Krista tells us about her bouncy castle party, and a bunch of the usual randomness!

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_73.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17pm CST

In this edition, Richard buggers off in the middle of the show leaving Ben and Krista to fend for themselves. We also discuss the scourge of distracting iPhone games and a bunch of other stuff. Our correspondent in Nether Poppleton continues his winning streak in Ben's Big Prize Bonanza.

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_72.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:07am CST

In this episode we spent a lot of time talking about bumper stickers. We have a piece of correspondence from a listener (a rarity!), and you can find out how you can win one of our new Legal Aliens Podcast Badges (Buttons or Pins to our American listeners). 

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page.

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_71.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:08pm CST

This weeks show went down with a couple of technical hitches which involved the loss of a few seconds of talk, and something weird involving plugs getting kicked out, but we have overcome the adversity and managed to bring you another thrilling installment of the Legal Aliens Podcast. In this episode, we discover that Krista is actually a member of the Menahga aristocracy, Richard reads us some of his running memoirs, we discuss the merits of the Queen travelling by public transport, and much more! 

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_70.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:23am CST

In this episode, we discuss Krista's dream where she is nominated for the diving award at the oscars. We admire Richard's new pink muff, and we talk about Iceland's new anti-incest app.

The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.

Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.

The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil Button

Other music in this is program is provided by - Mevio's Music Alley & FreeStockMusic.com.

Want to join in the fun?

We'd love to hear from you: Call our voicemail line on 951-ALIENS-1 (951-254-3671 or (001) 951-254-3671 from the UK), email us:studio@legalalienspodcast.com , Follow us on twitter @legalaliens  or join our Facebook page. 

Direct download: Legal_Aliens_Ep_69.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:04pm CST